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I will admit I am embarrassed by your grace
And the complete look of boredom upon your face
You want to be a million miles from this place
You want to get on with my untimely disgrace.

I am alone I am in love with an idea
Sophisticated Neurological appeals
I want to negotiate some kind of a deal
I want to tear it open show you that it’s real

No idea you liked DeVotchKa, Holly. So much love. ;A;

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swamiswampy:

zgulliksen:

corgi pups for @marioprime!

HOLY MOLEY KEV BOT! Look at the one in the tree!!! 

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liamdryden:

eddplant:

jackhoward:

Oh my

I am a fan of this

good

liamdryden:

eddplant:

jackhoward:

Oh my

I am a fan of this

good

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criminallyinnocent:

Here is a Georgia State Trooper in riot gear at a KKK protest in a north Georgia city back in the 80s. The Trooper is black. Standing in front of him and touching his shield is a curious little boy dressed in a Klan hood and robe. I have stared at this picture and wondered what must have been going through that Trooper’s mind. Before the Trooper is an innocent child who is being taught to hate him because of the color of his skin. The child doesn’t understand what he is being taught, and at this point he doesn’t seem to care. Like any other child his curiosity takes hold and he wants to explore this new thing that this man is holding probably because he can see his reflection in it and that’s a neat thing and he wants to check it out. In this picture I see innocence mixed with hate, the irony of a black man protecting the right of white people to assemble in protest against him, temperance in the face of ignorance, and hope that racism can be broken because this young boy may remember that a black man smiled at him once and he didn’t seem so bad after all.

criminallyinnocent:

Here is a Georgia State Trooper in riot gear at a KKK protest in a north Georgia city back in the 80s. The Trooper is black. Standing in front of him and touching his shield is a curious little boy dressed in a Klan hood and robe. I have stared at this picture and wondered what must have been going through that Trooper’s mind. Before the Trooper is an innocent child who is being taught to hate him because of the color of his skin. The child doesn’t understand what he is being taught, and at this point he doesn’t seem to care. Like any other child his curiosity takes hold and he wants to explore this new thing that this man is holding probably because he can see his reflection in it and that’s a neat thing and he wants to check it out. In this picture I see innocence mixed with hate, the irony of a black man protecting the right of white people to assemble in protest against him, temperance in the face of ignorance, and hope that racism can be broken because this young boy may remember that a black man smiled at him once and he didn’t seem so bad after all.

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queennubian:

jadedstarz:

THAT HURT LIKE A KATY PERRY SINGLE

you son of a souljah  boy!

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alyssaaraee:

EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE!! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!

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fuzzybagels:

dirkstrider-the-dickriser:

russian-tupperware:

scribblescruff:

ebayes:

sexually-aggressive-cas:

redandyellowmakepurple:

smallhandsx:

tyleroakley:

This NEEDS to be adapted to a cooking show.

I have no idea what this is about but I laugh EVERY TIME

MERSHED PERDERDER

DON’T FORGET

Everytime

Oh hey look it’s Roxy’s shopping list.

Damnit why do these always make me laugh grossly and obnoxiously…

Swot perderder

tori maybe this will cheer you up

TOOT FROPS

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lifemeetsdecay:

graceling

lifemeetsdecay:

graceling

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